Lyrics Diphthong - Mal Webb
As
a
lover
of
linguistics,
I'm
intrigued
by
the
logistics
Of
the
oral
peril
lurking
when
a
word's
embarked
upon
But
when
twisted
vowel
and
consternance
are
gone
One
word
gives
more
grief
than
all
of
the
remaining
lexicon
Is
it
the
diphthong
in
"Goodbye"
that
makes
it
difficult?
Or
do
the
D
and
B
conspire
to
trap
your
tongue?
Or
is
the
G
right
at
the
start
what
tends
to
be
the
awkward
part
That
catches
in
your
throat
before
the
word
has
yet
begun?
On
paper
its
phonetic
structure's
not
atypical
And
yet
the
glibbest
wits
still
choke
on
it
each
day
If
not
the
diphthong
in
"Goodbye",
it
makes
no
sense
why
We
seem
to
find
it
such
a
tricky
word
to
say
While
"Help"
and
"Sorry"
challenge
some
One
word
can
leave
me
dumb
Every
time
I
try,
like
now,
to
say
"Goodbye"
1 Carrot
2 Wake Up
3 Buttercup
4 Anything
5 Porridge
6 Packrack
7 Cobbler
8 Knees
9 Triangle
10 Councillor Ed
11 You Don't Know
12 Over the Hill
13 Jenny and the Pigs
14 Anytime
15 You're Grouse
16 Larry
17 Diphthong
18 Got To Go
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