Lyrics Me And My Chauffeur Blues - Maria Muldaur

Won't you be my chauffeur?
Won't you be my chauffeur?
I want you to ride me
I want you to ride me downtown, oh yeah

The way you ride so easy
I can't turn you down
Well, I don't want you
You know I don't want you
To be riding these other girls
To be riding these other girls around

Well, I'm gonna steal me a pistol
Shoot my chauffeur down
Well, I'm a buy you
You know I'm a buy you
A brand new V8
A brand new V8 Ford

Then you won't need no passengers
I will be your very own
Oh, ride me downtown now
Not too fast

Oh yeah, you know what I like
Going to let my chauffeur
Going to let my chauffeur
Drive me around the
Drive me around the world

Then he can be my little boy
Yes, and I'll be his girl

Won't you be my chauffeur?
Won't you be my chauffeur?
I want you to ride me
I want you to drive me downtown
Oh yeah, the way you ride so easy
I can't turn you down, oh, oh, oh