Lyrics I'm a Woman - Mickey Champion

I'm a woman that wears the finest hose
Yes, I'm a woman that wants the best of clothes
Now, bein' a woman, I crave an automobile
And I'm a woman that won't have a northern seal

You know a woman likes her diamonds too
And like a woman, wants everything brand new
So if you hold that money, honey
I can't waste my time on you

Now the "W" stands for "wise," and that is strictly me
The "O" is just for "old," somethin' I'll never get to be
The "M" is plain old "money," that's what I like to hold
And "A" is that I'm anxious to get the kind that's both

The "N" means that I'm "needy," and I'm needin' everything
Yes, every extra dollar that a man like you can bring
So if you want to keep me, baby, for a long, long time
When you cash your paycheck, don't spend a single dime

Now I'm a woman that won't do a lot of cookin'
Yes, I'm a woman, and I know I'm quite good lookin'
So if you hold that money, honey
I can't waste my time on you