Lyrics Accountancy Shanty - Monty Python
Lead
pirate:
Full
speed
ahead,
mr.
cohen!
Chorus:
Up,
up,
up
your
premium.
up,
up,
up
your
premium.
Pirate:
Scribble
away!
Chorus:
Up,
up,
up
your
premium.
Pirate:
And
balance
the
books.
Chorus:
Up,
up,
up
your
premium.
Pirate:
Scribble
away!
Chorus:
Up,
up,
up
your
premium.
Pirate:
But
manage
the
books.
Chorus:
Up,
up,
up.
Pirates:
It's
fun
to
charter
an
accountant
And
sail
the
wide
accountancy,
To
find,
explore
the
funds
offshore
And
skirt
the
shoals
of
bankruptcy!
It
can
be
manly
in
insurance.
We'll
up
your
premium
semi-annually.
It's
all
tax
deductible.
We're
fairly
incorruptible,
We're
sailing
on
the
wide
accountancy!
Lead
pirate:
Oh,
this
is
fun,
mr.
cohen!
Pirate:
Sail
away!...
Chorus:
Up,
up,
up...
Lead
pirate:
Fetch
me
another
exotic
salute.
to
port!
bring
her
port
to
shell
out!
and
the
medium
guys
shell
out
to
port!
balance
the
books!
bring
me
another
small
shellfish,
mr.
cohen...
1 (Part Four) Fighting Each Other
2 (Part One) The Miracle Of Birth
3 (Part Seven) Death (Christmas In Heaven)
4 (Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)
5 (Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)
6 Radio Ad - German Translation
7 Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning of Life (Band Version)
8 Intro Title Song Demo Meaning Of Life - Piano Version
9 Radio Ad: Philisophers Corner
10 (Part Six) The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)
11 Fat Song - Deleted Intro To Mr Creosote Sketch
12 (Part Three) Growth And Learning
13 Radio Ad: Officer
14 Intro (The Meaning Of Life)
15 Fish (Morning)
16 MP Link
17 Every Sperm Is Sacred
18 Bloody Catholics
19 Link (Martin Luther)
20 Terry Gilliam Introduction
21 Accountancy Shanty
22 MP Link (Dedication To Fish)
23 Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song
24 Greasy Hair
25 Dino Viccotti
26 Stretch The Script
27 Grand Prix
28 Hard Of Thinking
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