Lyrics and translation Monty Python - Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
A
one,
two
Un,
deux
A
one,
two,
three,
four
Un,
deux,
trois,
quatre
Half
a
bee,
philosophically
La
moitié
d'une
abeille,
philosophiquement
Must,
ipso
facto,
half
not
be
Doit,
ipso
facto,
ne
pas
être
à
moitié
But
half
the
bee
has
got
to
be
Mais
la
moitié
de
l'abeille
doit
être
A
vis-a-vis
its
entity,
d'you
see?
Un
vis-à-vis
de
son
entité,
tu
vois
?
But
can
a
bee
be
said
to
be
Mais
peut-on
dire
qu'une
abeille
est
Or
not
to
be
an
entire
bee
Ou
de
ne
pas
être
une
abeille
entière
When
half
the
bee
is
not
a
bee
Quand
la
moitié
de
l'abeille
n'est
pas
une
abeille
Due
to
some
ancient
injury?
En
raison
d'une
ancienne
blessure
?
Singing
Chantant
A
laa
dee
dee,
a
one
two
three
Un
laa
dee
dee,
un
deux
trois
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Eric,
la
moitié
d'une
abeille
A,
be,
see,
D,
E,
F,
G
A,
be,
see,
D,
E,
F,
G
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Eric,
la
moitié
d'une
abeille
Is
this
wretched
demi-bee
Est-ce
cette
malheureuse
demi-abeille
Half
asleep
upon
my
knee
Demi-endormie
sur
mon
genou
Some
freak
from
a
menagerie?
Un
monstre
d'une
ménagerie
?
No!
It's
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Non
! C'est
Eric,
la
moitié
d'une
abeille
A
fiddle
de
dumb,
a
fiddle
de
dee
Un
violon
de
muet,
un
violon
de
dee
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Eric,
la
moitié
d'une
abeille
Hoh
hoh
hoh,
tee
hee
hee
Hoh
hoh
hoh,
tee
hee
hee
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Eric,
la
moitié
d'une
abeille
I
love
this
hive,
employee
J'aime
cette
ruche,
employé
Bisected
accidentally
Bisecté
accidentellement
One
summer
afternoon,
by
me
Un
après-midi
d'été,
par
moi
I
love
him
carnally
Je
l'aime
charnellement
He
loves
him
carnally
Il
s'aime
charnellement
Semi-carnally
Semi-charnellement
The
end
La
fin
Cyril
Connelly?
Cyril
Connelly
?
No,
semi-carnally
Non,
semi-charnellement
Oh,
Cyril
Connelly
Oh,
Cyril
Connelly
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1
1972 Eclipse of the Sun
2 Money Song
3 Argument (Edit)
4 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
5 Eric the Half a Bee
6 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
7 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
8 A Minute Past
9 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
10 Wonderful World Of Sound
11 Certified Stiff
12 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
13 Happy Valley
14 Baxter's
15 Meteorology
16 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
17 The Great Debate
18 Mortuary Visit
19 Flying Fox Of The Yard
20 Is There
21 Teach Yourself Heath
22 The Book Ad
23 Big Red Bowl
24 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
25 Yangtse Kiang Song
26 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
27 An Elk Sketch
28 Silly Noises
29 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
30 A Book At Bedtime
31 England 1747: Denis Moore
32 Money Program
33 Denis Moore (Part 2)
34 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
35 Australian Table Wine
36 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
37 Pellagra
38 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
39 Pepperpots
40 Personal Freedom
41 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
42 What Do You Do Quiz
43 Travel Agent
44 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
45 How To Do It
2 Money Song
3 Argument (Edit)
4 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
5 Eric the Half a Bee
6 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
7 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
8 A Minute Past
9 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
10 Wonderful World Of Sound
11 Certified Stiff
12 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
13 Happy Valley
14 Baxter's
15 Meteorology
16 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
17 The Great Debate
18 Mortuary Visit
19 Flying Fox Of The Yard
20 Is There
21 Teach Yourself Heath
22 The Book Ad
23 Big Red Bowl
24 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
25 Yangtse Kiang Song
26 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
27 An Elk Sketch
28 Silly Noises
29 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
30 A Book At Bedtime
31 England 1747: Denis Moore
32 Money Program
33 Denis Moore (Part 2)
34 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
35 Australian Table Wine
36 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
37 Pellagra
38 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
39 Pepperpots
40 Personal Freedom
41 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
42 What Do You Do Quiz
43 Travel Agent
44 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
45 How To Do It
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