Lyrics
A
one,
two
A
one,
two,
three,
four
Half
a
bee,
philosophically
Must,
ipso
facto,
half
not
be
But
half
the
bee
has
got
to
be
A
vis-a-vis
its
entity,
d'you
see?
But
can
a
bee
be
said
to
be
Or
not
to
be
an
entire
bee
When
half
the
bee
is
not
a
bee
Due
to
some
ancient
injury?
Singing
A
laa
dee
dee,
a
one
two
three
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
A,
be,
see,
D,
E,
F,
G
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Is
this
wretched
demi-bee
Half
asleep
upon
my
knee
Some
freak
from
a
menagerie?
No!
It's
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
A
fiddle
de
dumb,
a
fiddle
de
dee
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Hoh
hoh
hoh,
tee
hee
hee
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
I
love
this
hive,
employee
Bisected
accidentally
One
summer
afternoon,
by
me
I
love
him
carnally
He
loves
him
carnally
Semi-carnally
The
end
Cyril
Connelly?
No,
semi-carnally
Oh,
Cyril
Connelly
1 Flying Sheep - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
2 Wasp / Tiger Club
3 Raspberry
4 A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
5 Great Actors
6 Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
7 Background To History
8 Nudge Nudge Wink Wink - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
9 The Mouse Problem - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
10 Record Shop
11 First World War
12 Buying A Bed - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
13 Interesting People - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
14 Mrs. Niggerbaiter
15 Oscar Wilde
16 Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
17 Lumberjack Song (Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970)
18 Pet Shop
19 Phone In
20 Interview - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
21 Arthur Two Sheds - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
22 Children's Stories - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
23 Visitors - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
24 Albatross - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
25 Mr Hilter - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
26 The North Minehead By-Election - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
27 Me, Doctor - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
28 Dead Parrot Sketch - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
29 Self Defence - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
30 Introduction - Pt. 1
31 Introduction (Apology)
32 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 1 / Extended
33 Gumby Theatre
34 Contradiction
35 Abattoire
36 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
37 Ethel the Frog
38 Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
39 Spanish Inquisition (Ending / Extended)
40 Sound Quiz
41 Be A Great Actor
42 Neville Shunt
43 Festival Hall Emille
44 Spam Sketch
45 Spam Song - Edit
46 Camp Judges
47 Stake Your Claim
48 Lifeboat
49 Camp Judges - Pt. 2
50 Undertaker
51 Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
52 Treadmill Lager
53 Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
54 Court Room Sketch
55 Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)
56 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
57 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
58 A Book At Bedtime
59 England 1747: Denis Moore
60 Money Program
61 Money Song
62 Denis Moore - Pt. 2
63 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
64 Australian Table Wine
65 Denis Moore Song, Pt. 2 (Robin Hood Theme)
66 Argument (Edit)
67 How To Do It
68 Denis Moore Song, Pt. 3 (Robin Hood Theme)
69 Pepperpots
70 Personal Freedom
71 Denis Moore Song, Pt. 4 (Robin Hood Theme)
72 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
73 Eric the Half a Bee
74 What Do You Do Quiz
75 Travel Agent
76 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
77 Silly Noises
78 An Elk Sketch
79 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
80 Yangtse Kiang Song
81 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
82 A Minute Past
83 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
84 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
85 Wonderful World Of Sound
86 Certified Stiff
87 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
88 Happy Valley
89 Baxter's
90 Meteorology
91 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
92 The Great Debate
93 Mortuary Visit
94 Flying Fox Of The Yard
95 Is There
96 Teach Yourself Heath
97 The Book Ad
98 Big Red Bowl
99 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
100 Pellagra
101 Election Forum
102 Dead Bishops/Rats
103 Elephantplasty
104 Novel Writing
105 Word Association
106 Bruce's Sketch
107 Bruce's Song
108 Ralph Mellish
109 Doctor Quote
110 Cheese Emporium
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