Lyrics
A-one,
a-two,
a-one,
two,
three,
four
(Spoken):
Half-a-bee,
philosophically
Must
ipso-facto
half
not-be.
But
half
the
bee,
has
got
to
bee
Vis-a-vis
its
entity
...
d′you
see?
But
can
a
bee
be
said
to
be
Or
not
to
be
an
entire
bee
When
half
the
bee
is
not
a
bee
Due
to
some
ancient
injury?
Singing...
La
di
di,
a-one-two-three
Eric
The
Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric
The
Half-A-Bee
Is
this
a-wretched
demi-bee
Half
asleep
upon
my
knee
Some
freak
from
a
managerie?
NO!
It's
Eric
The
Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum,
a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric
The
Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho,
tee-hee-hee
Eric
The
Half-A-Bee
I
love
this
hive
employ-e-e
Bisected
accidentally
One
summer
afternoon
by
me
I
love
him
carnally
He
loves
him
carnally
Semi-carnally.
The
end.
(Spoken):
Cyril
Connolly?
No,
semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings):
Cyril
Connolly
(Whistles)
1 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
2 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
3 A Book At Bedtime
4 England 1747: Denis Moore
5 Money Program
6 Money Song
7 Denis Moore (Part 2)
8 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
9 Australian Table Wine
10 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
11 Argument (Edit)
12 How To Do It
13 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
14 Pepperpots
15 Personal Freedom
16 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
17 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
18 Eric the Half a Bee
19 What Do You Do Quiz
20 Travel Agent
21 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
22 Silly Noises
23 An Elk Sketch
24 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
25 Yangtse Kiang Song
26 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
27 A Minute Past
28 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
29 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
30 Wonderful World Of Sound
31 Certified Stiff
32 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
33 Happy Valley
34 Baxter's
35 Meteorology
36 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
37 The Great Debate
38 Mortuary Visit
39 Flying Fox Of The Yard
40 Is There
41 Teach Yourself Heath
42 The Book Ad
43 Big Red Bowl
44 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
45 Pellagra
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