Lyrics The Knights Who Say "Ni" (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) - Monty Python
Freeze
It's
time
to
take
you
home
It
feels
so
early
but
I
promised
I
would
bring
you
to
your
door
Now
our
lips
are
numb
as
we
walk
sharing
warm
alcohol
That
kiss
tastes
like
summer
I
hope
you
like
the
stars
I
stole
for
you
One
hundred
million
twinkle
lights
in
neon
blue
I'll
be
the
brightest
someday,
I'll
be
the
brightest
you'll
see
Don't
rain
on
my
parade,
it's
gonna
glow
in
the
dark
I
like
it
better
when
you
can't
keep
warm
Don't
ruin
a
perfect
thing,
a
perfect
thing
The
boy
on
the
blue
moon
dreams
of
sun
Now
as
the
rain
falls
like
shattered
pieces
of
glass
from
the
sky
We
bleed
like
water
colors
and
drunken
pastels
down
the
stairways
And
I
ask
myself,
why
do
I
still
pray?
When
will
it
end?
And
who
fucking
cares,
I
swear
to
God
I
did
what
I
could
I
practically
begged
you,
I
pretended
everything
was
fine
A
soul
sacrifice,
an
American
nightmare
I'd
rather
be
dead
Don't
rain
on
my
parade,
it's
gonna
glow
in
the
dark
I
like
it
better
when
you
can't
keep
warm
Don't
ruin
a
perfect
thing,
a
perfect
thing
The
boy
on
the
blue
moon
hears
a
nightmare
in
his
head
I'll
bet
you
money
as
you're
running
to
the
bathroom
You
barely
started
drinking
but
your
beauty
never
stopped
you
You
died
in
California
by
the
sulfur
and
the
sea
I
guess
I
never
should
have
loved
you
But
I
do
forever
because
you
loved
me
And
I
break
my
glasses
as
I
fall
in
the
street
If
you
were
gonna
leave
this
world
how
could
it
be
without
me
Now
it's
all
over
my
tongue
and
still
it
has
no
taste
Because
without
you
there
is
no
me
There's
no
me
at
all
Sometimes
love
dies
like
a
dog
So
why
don't
we
just
let
this
one
take
care
of
itself
Don't
rain
on
my
parade,
it's
gonna
glow
in
the
dark
I
like
it
better
when
you
can't
keep
warm
Don't
ruin
a
perfect
thing
The
boy
on
the
blue
moon
dreams
I'm
losing
a
perfect
thing
1 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
2 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
3 Argument (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
4 Spanish Inquisition (Ending)
5 Look On the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
6 Introduction
7 Witch Burning
8 Announcement (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
9 Brian Song (Pt.2 / From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
10 Parrot
11 Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
12 Constitutional Peasants
13 I'm So Worried
14 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio
15 The Knights Who Say "Ni" (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
16 Otto Song (Demo / Python Sing)
17 Martydom of St Victor
18 Introduction - Pt. 1
19 Wrestling - Live
20 Communist Quiz (Including 'World In Action') - Live
21 Introduction (Apology)
22 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 1 / Extended
23 Idiot Song - Live
24 Albatross - Live
25 Gumby Theatre
26 Contradiction
27 Nudge Nudge (Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974)
28 Abattoire
29 Cocktail Bar - Live
30 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
31 Travel Agent - Live
32 Ethel the Frog
33 Spot The Brain Cell - Live
34 Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
35 Bruce's Song - Live
36 Sound Quiz
37 Four Yorkshiremen - Live
38 Be A Great Actor
39 Election Special (Medley) - Live
40 Neville Shunt
41 Lumberjack Song - Live
42 Festival Hall Emille
43 Spam Sketch
44 Theme Song 'Liberty Bell', Pt. 2 (Live)
45 Spam Song
46 Camp Judges
47 UK Tour Interview Promo
48 Stake Your Claim
49 Lifeboat
50 Arrival At Castle
51 Camp Judges - Pt. 2
52 Undertaker
53 Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
54 Logician
55 Treadmill Lager
56 Camelot
57 Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
58 Camelot Song
59 Court Room Sketch
60 Arthur And God
61 Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)
62 Classic (Silbury Hill)
63 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
64 French Castle
65 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
66 A Book At Bedtime
67 Apology
68 England 1747: Denis Moore
69 Story So Far
70 Money Program
71 Brave Sir Robin
72 Money Song
73 Denis Moore - Pt. 2
74 Marilyn Monroe
75 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
76 Sir Lancelot & Swamp
77 Australian Table Wine
78 Tim The Enchanter
79 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
80 Drama Critic
81 Hand Grenade Of Antioch
82 Argument
83 How To Do It
84 End Of Quest
85 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
86 Arthur's Song
87 Pepperpots
88 Documentary - Terry Jones And Michael Palin
89 Personal Freedom
90 Run Away Song
91 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
92 Brian Song
93 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
94 The Wise Men At the Manger (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
95 Eric the Half a Bee
96 What Do You Do Quiz
97 Sermon On the Mount (Big Nose) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
98 Travel Agent
99 Stone Salesman
100 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
101 Stoning (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
102 Silly Noises
103 Ex-Leper
104 An Elk Sketch
105 You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
106 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
107 Link To Revolutionaries In the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
108 Yangtse Kiang Song
109 Revolutionaries In the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
110 Romans Go Home
111 A Minute Past
112 What Have the Romans Ever Done For Us?
113 Ben
114 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
115 Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To the Floor)
116 Prophets
117 Wonderful World Of Sound
118 Beard Salesman
119 Certified Stiff
120 Brian's Prophecy (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
121 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
122 The Hermit
123 Happy Valley
124 He's Not the Messiah (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
125 Baxter's
126 He's a Very Naughty Boy (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
127 Meteorology
128 Pilate Sentences Brian
129 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
130 Nisus Wettus
131 The Great Debate
132 Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]
133 Mortuary Visit
134 Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers
135 Flying Fox Of The Yard
136 Release Brian
137 Is There
138 Not So Bad Once You're Up (From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
139 Teach Yourself Heath
140 Revs Salute Brian
141 The Book Ad
142 Cheeky Is Released
143 Big Red Bowl
144 Mandy To Her Son
145 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
146 Pellagra
147 Otto Sketch
148 Election Forum
149 Otto Song
150 Dead Bishops/Rats
151 Elephantplasty
152 Novel Writing
153 Brian Song - Alternate Version
154 Word Association
155 Radio Ad: Record Shop
156 Bruce's Sketch
157 Radio Ad: Twice As Good
158 Bruce's Song
159 Sit On My Face
160 Ralph Mellish
161 Henry Kissinger
162 Doctor Quote
163 String
164 Cheese Emporium
165 Never Be Rude To An Arab
166 Wasp / Tiger Club
167 I Like Chinese
168 Raspberry
169 The Bishop
170 Great Actors
171 Medical Love Song
172 Finland
173 Background To History
174 Record Shop
175 First World War
176 Mrs. Niggerbaiter
177 Oscar Wilde
178 Here Comes Another One
179 Pet Shop
180 Bookshop
181 Phone In
182 Do What John
183 Psychopath
184 Rock Notes
185 TelePrompTer Football Results
186 Muddy Knees
187 Crocodile
188 Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman / Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
189 Radio Shop
190 Decomposing Composers
191 Introduction (Monty Python / Live At Drury Lane) [Live At Drury Lane, London, UK / 1974]
192 Bells
193 Llamas (Including 'Granada') - Live
194 Traffic Lights
195 Gumby - Flower Arranging - Live
196 All Things Dull and Ugly
197 Terry Jones - Link - Live
198 A Scottish Farewell
199 Contractual Obligation - Terry Jones and Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
200 Secret Service - Live
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