Lyrics Slushy Mushy Christmas - Morris & Rivers

I hope you have a sidewalk
Shoveled out real nice
I hope you have a gutter
That isn't full of ice

I hope you have a mother
Who doesn't make a fuss
I hope you have a Monday
That doesn't make you cuss

Have a slushy mushy Christmas
Have a gushy brand new year
Have a plate of almond cookies
And a cup of Everclear
Have a slushy mushy Christmas
You're a bagel with a schmear
Have a slushy mushy Christmas
And a gushy brand new year

I hope you have a present
Underneath some type of tree
I hope you have a moment
To snuggle next to me

I hope you have a carton
Of Stewart's eggnog cream
A sprinkling of nutmeg
To warm your winter dream

Have a slushy mushy Christmas
Have a gushy brand new year
Have a plate of almond cookies
And a cup of Everclear
Have a slushy mushy Christmas
You're a bagel with a schmear
Have a slushy mushy Christmas
And a gushy brand new year

But what if you slip on the sidewalk?
What if you you're angry at friends?
What if your free subscription
Tragically ends?
What if there's coal in your stocking?
And the pipes freeze down below
You try to fix but make it worse
And stub your mistletoe

Then I will give you bear hugs
In armfuls all day long
And here's a brand new radio
To play your favorite song

And we will have a slushy and a
Mushy Christmas day
Our lushy year to follow
We are gonna slay