Lyrics Cell Phones - Nice Peter

People who talk on their cell phone on the train are...
Annoying as hell.
I just wanna read my quiet little book and, you're not making it easier.
No one wants to hear about your wedding.
Or whatcha' gonna wear when your best friend back into town, this isn't a phone booth it's a commute.
So why don't you stop your yapping, enjoy the ride!
Talk to your friend on a seperate occaision life is so peaceful and quiet at times.
So please, Shut.
The.
Fuck.
UP!
Whoah-oh-oh.
Well you're talking on the street with your headset and you look like, Jordy the Forge (such a douchebag).
I just wanna feed these quiet little birds and, you're not makin' it easier.
And no one gives a shit about your golf game!
Or what you're gonna where when your friend's boss dates you.
I'm out to lunch, this isn't your office!
It's a beautiful day...
You fucking douchebag.
So why don't ya' stop ya' yapping, enjoy the sun.
Talk to your friend when you're in private, life is so peaceful and quiet at times.
Silence is golden, so PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Woah-oh-oh.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh.
Yeah, that was good.
Lots of love me xxxxxx