Lyrics Widow Twankey's Song - 1992 Remastered Version - The Mike Sammes Singers , Norrie Paramor and His Orchestra

Whether you're rich
Whether you're poor
It's always nice to have money
Whether it rains
Or whether it shines
It's always nice if it's sunny
Why don't we get together
And double all of our money
And if you'd marry me
We'd much more than just chimmy
Marry to you is not so good
You know that's all that I'm short of
Seeing your face everyday
Is not the life that I thought of
Why should we get together
I would not be so foolish
I will not marry you
You're not much more than plain foolish
Look at me now
Now that I'm rich
I'm simply weighed down with money
Diamonds and gold, rubies and pearls
My life is all milk and honey
Champagne and best caviar
Served on famed golden platters
Besides my silken robes
You're just dangling totars
Well, I can see that you are rich
But I tell you that I'm richer
As for my robes, Siamese silk
I think I look a fine picture
I have hundreds of servants
Waiting at my becon all
And if I clap my hands
In they'd come at my feet they'd fall
I've got a house in acres of land
With a lonely park land around it
Well, my bathroom just one bathroom
Would very easily surround it
So now that we both can see that
We don't need each other
Why don't we string along
Just like sisters and brothers.