Lyrics Checkers (Hip) - Omen

I beat (ay, yuh, ay)
My wife (wife, wife)
At Checker's (Checker's, checkers checkers, Checkers)
The restaurant (The restaurant, ay)
In a game of chess (chess, chess, chess)
And then I hit her (Ouch, hip, hoop)

(*Smack*)

Hip, hip
Hip, hip hip
Hip
Hip
Hip
Hip

Oh, but what if the twist is that it's a sexual thing? It's like... "oh"
That would be like "ow"
(*Laughing*)
Oh, God, I...
So...
(The rest-)