Lyrics Nudes by Fax - Omen

Somebody stole my laptop around a week or two ago
When they jacked my car right outta the lot
And it woulda been cool
If my friend hadn't backed over my phone
When we left it on the ground
And I forgot

Um
But baby all I know is that I love you
But you're a hundred miles away, and I guess that's just the fact
So the only way I can get my love through
Is to send a couple nudes by fax

Where you gonna receive 'em? Man, I don't know
Are you gonna believe 'em? Man I hope so
And I really wanna see how my girl reacts
When she gets a couple nudes by fax

You know I'm serious
Because the guy at the FedEx
Had to see the picture of my cock I was tryna send
And it kept on not goin' through
So he kept on having to try to resend it
But, like, maybe the line was busy, right?
Nah, it turns out that they were actually sending it
To the previous person's fax number
Which was apparently the IRS
So now I guess someone at the IRS has seen my cock too,
But that's okay because I still love you babe