Lyrics Woe Is Me - Original Broadway Cast Recording

I would just like to take one moment
To thank my 2 fathers
Who have been so supportive of me and
All of my indebtors
Thanks dads
We hate losers, no one likes a loser
Which is why we discipline
God hates losers
But he loves you
Because losers do not know how to win
And we have faith in you honey
Yes we do, yes we do, go get ′em
I hope you can love me america
I'm going for first prize
Here′s why you should love me america
By means I can't over emphisize
I make myself crazy
Being what my dads hope I'll be
But what about me dads
What about me
JESUS CHRIST
What about me
Practice your breathing logan
So I practice yoga I dont breathe
I try not to dissapoint
But still I dissapoint the dads who
My friends mock, kids are mean
Kids will talk
All my social friends well their eyes are
Incredibly petty
Because my dads aree my dads and
Alright enough already
Woe is me
Woe is me
Which is why I′ve got to win this spelling bee
Take a picture for her BM
DAD
Carl
Sorry birthmother
Peggy Jenkins
Who′d be very proud if she could see you now
My birthmother lives in Kansas
In a trailer in a park
Tornados
Every now and then she sends a card
Life and then she writes her hard
She would like to meet me when I've grown and I′ve burst
Like a comet
But I'm so stressed by my stress
I just wanna up and vomit
Woe is me, woe is me
Which is why I′ve got to win this spelling bee
Smart be cool be an adult be remarkably rejoint in
Social situations
(Be smart be cool) woe is me
(Be smart be cool) woe is me
(Which is why shes got to win this spelling bee)
Which is why I've got to win this spelling bee