Lyrics Cousin Kevin (From 'Tommy') - Paul Nicholas

We're on our own, cousin
All alone, cousin
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grownups have all gone away
You won't be much fun
Being blind, deaf and dumb
But I've no one to play with today
Do you know how to play Hide and Seek?
To find me, it would take you a week
But tied to that chair
You won't go anywhere
There's a lot I can do to a freak!

How would you feel if I turned on the bath
Ducked your head under and started to laugh?
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Will change your expression to one of alarm
I'm the school bully
The classroom cheat
The nastiest play-friend
You ever could meet
I'll put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat

I'll drag you around
By a lock of your hair
And give you a push
At the top of the stair!
What would you do if I
Shut you outside
To stand in the rain and
Catch cold, so you'd die?

I'm the school bully
The classroom cheat
The nastiest play-friend
You ever could meet
I'll stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet

We're on our own, cousin
All alone, cousin
We've thought of some nice games to play
While the grownups had all gone away
You weren't too much fun
'Cause you're blind, deaf and dumb
But I'd no one to play with today