Lyrics Year of the Pint - Paul Wall

It's the year of the pint
Year of the pint bottle
For all my drink astrologists

They call me the codeine navigator, leanin' like a crossfader
I only smoke on major, only chase after paper
I'm the type to see you later, you the type to probably pay ya
You the type to fly Vegas, but I'm the type to fuck in Vegas
See, you the type to try to fuck
She turn you down, you try to rape her
I'm the type to pull the paper, no captain, don't save her
Diamonds flashing like a side blinker, full cup, I don't need a waiter
Pour the syrup, no maple, do what I because I'm able
Run up on me, meet your maker, don't do it, don't place a wager
Stretch you out like you the equator, should've never been a hater
Satellite, no cable, never sip, no label
Swamp water, no gator, sixteens, no tenth graders

Sixteens, no tenth graders
Sixteens, no tenth graders
Sixteens, no tenth graders
Sixteens, no tenth graders

Callin' all the real drinkers, more oil than the tankers
Pack the iron, no rankers, don't spill the drink, that's dangerous
Never sip a cup with strangers
Trans sip was cast a finger
Pull a Kobe, shake the ankles, four and a twenty for the Lakers
Leanin' like I twist an ankle, before you sip the cup, sign a waiver
Cut the drank like a razor, pour the hook, no hangover
Fire up that headbanger, but no headache, no banger
Met a doctor fresh from Baylor, now I'm wavy like a sailor
You the type to probably hate her, I'm the type that only made her
Poke it twice like a staple
Then stash a light gun under the table
You the type to take a picture of the pint bottle with the liquor
I'm the type to crack the seals, no picks, still scratch the label
Got two ages that's third graders
The price of my cup is so outrageous
Sip, don't flip
Don't think I'm crazy, and don't worry, just call Fancy
Where's my money? I aim to pace, drink prescribed, I am a patient
Sweet sixteens, no invitations
This right here for my white cup nation

This right here for my white cup nation
This right here for my white cup nation
This right here for my white cup nation
This right here for my white cup nation

It's the year of the pint bottle
Enjoy that shit while you can, man, before they take that shit away from us
Ain't gonna happen forever man, it's the year of the pint bottle
Pour up with caution, enjoy that shit