Lyrics Goodness Gracious Me - Peter Sellers
Her:
Oh
doctor,
I'm
in
trouble.
Him:
Well,
goodness
gracious
me.
Her:
For
every
time
a
certain
man
Is
standing
next
to
me.
Him:
Mmm?
Her:
A
flush
comes
to
my
face
And
my
pulse
begins
to
race,
It
goes
boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:
Oh!
Her:
Boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Him:
Well,
goodness
gracious
me.
Him:
How
often
does
this
happen?
When
did
the
trouble
start?
You
see,
my
stethoscope
is
bobbing
To
the
throbbing
of
your
heart.
Her:
What
kind
of
man
is
he
To
create
this
allergy?
It
goes
boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:
Oh!
Her:
Boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Him:
Well,
goodness
gracious
me.
Him:
From
New
Delhi
to
Darjeeling
I
have
done
my
share
of
healing,
And
I've
never
yet
been
beaten
or
outboxed,
I
remember
that
with
one
jab
Of
my
needle
in
the
Punjab
How
I
cleared
up
beriberi
And
the
dreaded
dysentery,
But
your
complaint
has
got
me
really
foxed.
Her:
Oh.
Her:
Oh
doctor,
touch
my
fingers.
Him:
Well,
goodness
gracious
me.
Her:
You
may
be
very
clever
But
however,
can't
you
see,
My
heart
beats
much
too
much
At
a
certain
tender
touch,
It
goes
boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:
I
like
it!
Her:
Boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Him:
Well,
goodness
gracious
me.
Him:
Can
I
see
your
tongue?
Her:
Aaah.
Him:
Nothing
the
matter
with
it,
put
it
away
please.
Her:
Maybe
it's
my
back.
Him:
Maybe
it
is.
Her:
Shall
I
lie
down?
Him:
Yes.
Her:
Ahhh...
Him:
My
initial
diagnosis
Rules
out
measles
and
thrombosis,
Sleeping
sickness
and,
as
far
as
I
can
tell,
Influenza,
inflammation,
Whooping
cough
and
night
starvation,
And
you'll
be
so
glad
to
hear
That
both
your
eyeballs
are
so
clear
That
I
can
positively
swear
that
you
are
well,
Ja-ja,
ja-ja-ja-ja.
Her:
Put
two
and
two
together,
Him:
Four,
Her:
If
you
have
eyes
to
see,
The
face
that
makes
my
pulses
race
Is
right
in
front
of
me.
Him:
Oh,
there
is
nothing
I
can
do
For
my
heart
is
jumping
too.
Both:
Oh,
we
go
boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom
Boody-boom
boody-boom
boody-boom-boom-boom,
Her:
Goodness
gracious,
Him:
How
audacious!
Her:
Goodness
gracious,
Him:
How
flirtatious!
Her:
Goodness
gracious,
Him:
It
is
me.
Her:
It
is
you?
Him:
Ah,
I'm
sorry,
it
is
us.
Both:
Ahhh!
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2 Peter Sellers Sings Rudolph Frimi: Only A Rose
3 I Haven't Told Her, She Hasn't Told Me
4 Yes It Is
5 Can't Buy Me Love
6 She Loves You (Chinless Wonder Version)
7 We'll Meet Again
8 She Loves You
9 She Loves You (Cockney Version)
10 A Hard Day's Night
11 A Right Bird
12 Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent
13 In A Free State
14 All The Things You Are
15 Face To Face
16 Singin' In The Rain
17 After The Fox
18 Boiled Bananas And Carrots
19 Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo
20 Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo
21 Help!
22 Why Worry?
23 Never Never Land
24 Thank Heaven For Little Girls
25 Bangers and Mash
26 Bangers And Mash
27 Ukelele Lady
28 My Old Dutch
29 To Keep My Love Alive
30 Unchained Melody
31 Any Old Iron
32 You Keep Me Swingin'
33 Dipso Calypso
34 Goodness Gracious Me
35 Goodness Gracious Me!
36 I'm So Ashamed
37 Party Political Speech
38 Auntie Rotter
39 New York Girls
40 A Drop Of The Hard Stuff
41 Dance With Me, Henry
42 Grandpa's Grave
43 Gefrunk
44 We'll Let You Know
45 Oh Lady Be Good
46 Fare Thee Well
47 Fare Thee Well
48 Africa Today
49 Lord Badminton's Memoirs
50 I Fell In Love with an Englishman
51 I Fell In Love With An Englishman
52 Fuller's Earth
53 Come To Me
54 House On The Rue Sichel
55 Night And Day
56 Common Entrance
57 Suddenly It's Folk Song
58 Puttin' On The Smile
59 The Eaton Square Blues
60 'Smith' - An Interview With Sir Eric Goodness
61 We Need The Money
62 Setting Fire To The Policeman
63 Wouldn't It Be Loverly
64 Balham - Gateway To The South
65 The Critics
66 So Little Time
67 Shadows On The Grass
68 Jakka And The Flying Saucers Pts 1&2
69 The Trumpet Volunteer
70 The Whispering Giant
71 The All-England George Formby Finals
72 The Complete Guide To Accents Of The British Isles
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