Lyrics Helen Keller Never Saw This Coming - Pfft.
Helen
Keller
She
died
of
natural
causes
How
did
she
do
that?
No
one
could
predict
that
Never
saw
it
coming
Helen
Keller
Odds
stacked
against
her
World
filled
with
calamity
She
avoided
gruesome
death
Never
saw
it
coming
Helen
Keller
She
shoulda
died
in
a
hotel
fire
Walked
into
traffic
or
drowned
in
a
mire
Deaf
blind
and
dumb
luck
Your
long
ass
life
probably
sucked
Helen
Keller
She's
Dead
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