Lyrics Honey, The Woodchipper Just Wants To Be Your Friend - Pfft.
Plotting
Sharpening
her
blade
Laying
down
her
tarp
Sipping
her
wine
Trying
to
set
the
mood
With
candles
and
incense,
too
The
door
starts
to
open
And
Chuck
walks
in
AaaAaaaaaAAaaaaaAAaaaaAaaAaa!
Jane
Jane
chopped
Chuck
Chopped
chuck
to
chum
Now
Chuck's
done
Wrapped
up
in
the
tarp
Woodchipper's
teeth
are
sharp
Just
another
round
of
FLARP
1 Pssh
2 Turning Blank Stares Into a Witch Hunt
3 Quantum Rodent
4 Trav1s + Webb3r = 4ever
5 Honey, The Woodchipper Just Wants To Be Your Friend
6 Tan Fedora Sex Party
7 McKnuckle Sandwich, I'm Lovin' It
8 Fluffy Puppy Chainsaw Massacre
9 The Jarring Reality Of The American Dream
10 Three Handed Steering Wheel
11 Russian Roulette Raccoon
12 Big Wheel Destruction Derby
13 Caligularthropod
14 Poser Berzerker
15 So, How Was Your 2016?
16 T.B.H.F.B.W.
17 Feces The Day
18 Dismemberment From Outer Space
19 Spent, Drained, And Unable To Maintain Consciousness
20 Like Tits On A Cactus
21 Politics Of Punching You In The Mouth
22 Straight Edge Until I Turn 21
23 Cotton Candy And Clandestine Collusions
24 Assclaps Like A Thunderstorm
25 Schizophrenic Pandemic At The Free Clinic
26 War On, Wait... No, Wait... Nevermind
27 Webb3r + Trav1s = 4ever
28 Helen Keller Never Saw This Coming
29 You've Got To Break My Hymen Before You Can Break My Heart
30 Barefoot Poop Steppin'
31 Bree Bree Bree All The Way Home
32 Are Clown Car Crashes Considered Genocide?
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