Lyrics Erectile Dysfunction - Pink Guy

My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (Why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying 'cuz I'm limper than Bizkit
At christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
My dick is so small, these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck yall
Shit, I limp around like polio
Okey dokey, yo my dick aint lying like Pinocchio
Sorry Geppetto how could anybody pull strings
This puppet aint even made of wood ha-haaa
Yeah i guess I'm trying to say it like this,
If you want respect then hop off my dick
Ironically I go hard, though
If your dick don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
If your dick don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
Oh wait, you can't
Oh wait, you can't
We fucked up
So hop off my dick son
You can't even get on it