Lyrics Jungle Boy, Part 1 - Pink Guy

Let me tell you about a thing or two
If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru
Or do some gay shit like Ron fucking Harry Potter with a broom
Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea cause i love the POON
(No? Fuck.)
They call me Mr. Fantastic
Ass kicked rapper nasty blasting sticky mass in ass and other fat things
"Smoking blunts was a daily routine."
And that's a bad impression of biggie
"But i don't mean any disrespect."
I'm so fucking slick that Slick Ricky would slit his wrist and insist
That i should be the slickest bitch since the genesis
"Since the genesis?"
Yeah since the genesis
Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar in these sentences
("fucking idiot")
Yo I'm cramming verbs like the SATs
Ese please
I got a really long diss for you i call an essay tease
You didn't get the joke so i guess you're a special needs student
Ya'll are fake dicks dildos with no lubricants
Ha
I'm not the brightest man but like the slightest bite of hepatitis can
Inflate a cell with viral livers that's me cause I'm viral man
So do you feel high?
I swear I'm fucking with more bonds than Bill Nye
H 2 the O with stilettos now that's a high tide
Call me Billy Mays cause I'm still living in 1999