Lyrics I Can't Be Buried - Pintandwefall

I can't be buried in that cemetary
Do you wanna know why?
'Cos I'm not lifeless yet
No I'm very much alive

But some day I will be though
And hearing me say that
Will creep the bejeebs out of my children
And their children if I ever get to meet them

Thought I'd lost my sense of humour
But these jokes, these dumbass jokes
Just keep on coming out
Like verbal, projectile vomit

"Can I get a glass of water", asked the pony
"I'm a little hoarse you see"
But the floor manager fainted
For he had never in his life heard anyone ask for any beverage
Without saying please

As he fell unconscious to the floor
He knocked down a flower vase, a tiny maze,
A cook who was about to glaze his boss
For not giving him a well deserved kiss
Even though he had a "kiss the cook" -apron on

People are talking, so what?
Take my hand, take your pants off
We'll give them something to talk about
Let's you&me ditch this god-forsaken town