Lyrics Computer Love - Potluck

You′ve got mail
Today I got a message from a girl, she said she's seventeen
I felt so wrong oh my god stop talkin′ to me
Then she wrote again, hit me up on my I'm
Where the hell did you get my screen name, you chicken head
She told me that she found it lookin' on a forum
Her and all her friends thought that I′d be down for whorin′
'Cause all these little girls be hittin′ me up
I'm on Myspace and Facebook and yeah hoe, I like to fuck
But you′re too young, wait do you have an older sister?
You do? Great have her email me her picture
All type of girls sending pics to my inbox
Look here's another one, all she′s wearing is her lip-gloss
So I wrote back baby what do you wanna do?
You lookin' pretty and I'm pretty sure I′m in your city soon
Then I got her number, texted every now and then
And when I′m in her town, we get down, and she even gives me head
That's how it happens and it happens every other day
So many people online tryin′ to get laid
So fuck the bar, I'm goin′ back to my computer
To chat with someone fine who in time will let me do her
Computer love
I'm logging on and signing in
I′m tryin' to find a sexy friend
Computer love
I check my email, flip on my webcam
And look at her oh damn!
Computer love
So many people online
That's why I′m online tryin′ to find my
Computer love
(Don't be jealous ′cause I've been chattin′ online with babes all day)
We livin' in the future, booty calls in the computer
Horny girls who wanna photo share and flash their naked hooters
Internet recruiters lookin′ for a suitor
Wanna meet me in real life and ride me like a scooter
Thank you for the message but you're way to aggressive
I'm a married man, lady why can′t you respect it?
Textin′ me too much about how wonderful your sex is
And you'll be on the guest list next time that I′m in Texas
But that depends only if you bring a friend
Then they cheatin' two girls same time cancel in the end
Dippin′ online, she's only kinda fine
Damn Myspace pics fuckin′ trick me every time
Yahoo Messenger, web cam shows
Every chat room that I go got the same damn hoes
Update your mood, careful who you talkin' to
'Cause sometimes that fine girl is really just a fuckin′ dude
Computer love
I′m logging on and signing in
I'm tryin′ to find a sexy friend
Computer love
I check my email, flip on my web cam
And look at her oh damn!
Computer love
So many people online
That's why I′m online trying' to find my
Computer love
(Don′t be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day)
Nowadays everybody′s on the internet
Myspace, Facebook, anything that gives them sex
Computer love, message me or send a text
Come join the club baby, maybe you could be next
Nowadays everybody′s on the internet
Myspace, Facebook, anything that gives them sex
Computer love, message me or send a text
Come join a club baby, maybe you could be next
Computer love
Computer love
Computer love