Lyrics If Eye Was the Man In Ur Life - Prince

If Eye was the man in your life
Eye′d make you happy
Eye'd treat you right
Eye′d buy you flowers, every single day
Eye'd give you power
Eye'd do whatever you say
Eye heard a rumor that your man, he said he′d do you wrong
And you′re so vain, you'd think that you′re the one behind this song
Sure you know he got plenty lyrics, yeah, up his sleeve
And after he got what he want, he just go up and leave
And Sunday chocolate on the roof right after his game
He like the Lakers but the Sixers on when he came
If he's with another now, you best believe the party′s crackin'
You′re getting played girl, you better get your mack on
And do onto others, as they do onto you
You call me on the day, that you and him are just to through
If Eye was the man in your life
Eye'd make you happy
Eye'd treat you right
Eye′d buy you flowers, every single day
Eye′d give you power
Eye'd do whatever you say
Was it you that Eye saw outside the liquor store
Waiting on that fool, to purchase what you′d been dying for?
And before Eye see you drop a spill, Eye have to bring you down
Now you got that chocolate barracuda hangin' round
Hangin′ round your neck like a cheap gold chain
He don't deserve to say, that he ever knew your name
Much less he get to smell, the perfume Eye gave you
Please, don′t tell me that you all got down
Better do onto others as they do onto you
You call me on the day, that you and him are just to through
If Eye was the man in your life
Eye'd make you happy
Eye'd treat you right
Eye′d buy you flowers, every single day
Eye′d give you power
Eye'd do whatever you′re saying (whatever you're saying)