Lyrics N.O.E.L. - Psychostick

Ho Ho HO!

OPENING PRESENT'S ON THE FLOOR!!

Christmas time is drawing near
Let's all spread some cheer
Grab your wallet, time to spend
Most wonderful time of year-ear
Hiding presents in your closet
Hoping that they won't find out
Season's greetings
Obligations
Manufactured lies from the greeting card

Fa la la LA La la la la la la

YYule!

Everybody's dropping money
On the people they don't like

Tis the season to be
Adding to the bottom line

Eating way too many cookies
Pouring eggnog in your mouth

Analysing weights of presents
Shaking boxesssss!

Decorate your house with lights

And bells that jingllllle!

Mind control through Christmas carols
We're compelled to Buy as we sing along

Brrrr Rum Pum pum pum Pum pum pum
Brllllll

Everywhere you go
Christmas songs are playing all the time

Never-ending marathon
Of "It's a Wonderful Life!"

Everybody's going caroling
You better run and hide

Awkwardly they harmonize
I contemplate suicide

BUY STUFF
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
AND WE ALL LIVE IN A CONSUMER NATION

BLACK FRIDAY
DOOR BUSTER SALE
MURDERING FOR SAVINGS
MURDERING FOR SAVINGS
MURDERING FOR SAVINGS
Trampling people at the door
Who did I even buy this for?
Smash some heads against the floor
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war

Why don't you visit family more?
Buy off your guilt like just before
Buy more
Till everybody's poor
Why don't you spend some more?
How 'bout we spend some more?