Lyrics Toodles - Pyrophoria

Motherfuck a razor blade
To wash my hair I must be swayed
I don't even care how I'm portrayed
Robbing the payroll is how I get paid
I've been home for months, maybe a decade
I don't remember the last time I got laid
My cats sleep on my shit while I serenade
My career is ruined, my life is delayed

"Eat shit and die," read my resignation letter
I think I can actually do you one better
Fuck you, I wish you all the worst forever
I won, you will never be more clever
Some concede, but I'm more of a fire setter
You'll be hearing from my lawyer for your brave endeavor

Motherfuck a checklist
I dumped the clothes in the closet and dismissed
I forgot whatever meal it was I missed
I wake up at midnight because I insist
If I have to leave my house, I get pissed
I drink my tea in an uncertain abyss
I don't quite know what I did to deserve this
In case you're wondering, it's my ass you can kiss

"Eat shit and die," read my resignation letter
I think I can actually do you one better
Fuck you, I wish you all the worst forever
I won, you will never be more clever
Some concede, but I'm more of a fire setter
You'll be hearing from my lawyer for your brave endeavor