Lyrics Andy Gets Fired - R.E.M.

TONY: Hey, how are y′all doin'? Where ya from?
Yeah yeah yeah ... Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
[Audience laughs.]
Whoa! Somebody′s wearing a lot of perfume around here!
Must be that time of the month!
[Audience groans.]
Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'?
Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?
Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!
I think you sat on some cottage cheese! Oh, pardon
Me, that's your! K?