Lyrics Resident Enis Monster Gulch: So Awful at All - Dodger , Random Encounters , Markiplier
Dodger:
Cheer
up
Enis,
no
need
to
feel
so
sad
So
chin
up,
Enis
It's
really
not
so
bad,
and
Just
between
us,
there's
still
a
million
ways
To
put
that
grin
back
on
your
face
Enis:
Like
what,
exactly?
Dodger:
Imagine
the
floor
is
hot
lava
And
not
just
a
hotbed
of
fleas
Pretend
that
this
bloodstain's
a
painting!
And
that
we're
heisting
a
fine
masterpiece!
Make
believe
that
these
creepy
inscriptions
Show
a
passageway
built
in
the
wall!
It's
not
easy
to
see
But
kid,
take
it
from
me
That
this
place
isn't
so
awful
at
all!
Enis:
You're
right,
I
feel
way
better!
Mark:
There's
a
secret
passage
in
the
kitchen
Enis:
This
isn't
a
mold
ridden
sofa!
Dodger:
Oh
yeah?
Enis:
It's
a
pony
named
Buckaroo
Jones
Dodger:
Ok...
Ennis:
And
here's
a
Shakespearean
actor
Who
looks
like
a
pile
of
bones
This
isn't
a
chamber
for
torture
It's
a
spot
to
drink
tea
with
our
dolls
Dodger:
Ugh.
Maybe
we
should
drink
coffee
instead
Enis:
Pretend
this
thing's
a
grenade
Dodger:
That
was
actually
a
grenade.
Enis:
But
hey
this
isn't
a
waffle
at
all
Dodger:
It's
not
'Waffle'
its
'awful'
Ennis:
Taste's
fine
to
me
Dodger:
This
place
may
be
smelly
and
scary
And
it
may
be
the
last
place
we
see
Enis
and
Dodger:
But
I
know
that
for
sure,
there
is
one
certain
cure
To
endure
it
all
take
it
from
me
Mark:
Grah,
all
right,
look
We
are
done
with
make
believe!
There's
no
floor
made
of
Lava
There's
no
Buckaroo
Jones
And
there's
no
tea
parties
either
Enis:
The
hand
grenade
was
real!
Uh.
Sorry
Mark:
You
guys
want
real?
Here's
what
real
about
this
place
This
place
really
reeks
like
an
outhouse
And
really
has
mildew
to
spare
I'm
really
creeped
out
by
this
portrait
And
I
really
wouldn't
sit
in
that
chair
The
food
in
the
fridge
is
expired
Something's
dripping
halfway
down
the
hall!
Enis:
Let's
pretend
it's
a
pool
Dodger:
Oh
yeah!
That
would
be
cool
Enis
and
Dodger:
This
really
isn't
so
awful
at
all!
A
puppet
show
made
out
of
curtains!
(Mark:
This
is
the
worst
thing
I've
seen)
A
three-player
roleplaying
game
(Mark:
What
does
this
attribute
mean?)
Extreme
indoor
racing
Fine
wine
and
cheese
tasting
Mark:
I
still
think
its
pointless
and
lame
Dodger:
Imagine
we're
all
in
a
sword
fight
Ennis:
With
garbage
instead
of
real
swords
Mark:
I'd
like
to
pretend
we're
a
rockband
But
it's
clear
we
don't
know
any
chords
Enis:
Pretend
that,
that
shadow's
a
giant
Not
a
guy
who's
been
there
all
along
Mark:
What?
Enis:
Weren't
it
all
in
our
heads,
we
would
probably
be
dead
But
this
place
isn't
so
awful
at
all
It
isn't
so
awful
at
all
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