Lyrics The Vaults of Fallout - Random Encounters feat. Miss Bird

(Sparrow:) Welcome to Vault 68!
A place that could use a woman's touch!
One lady plus a thousand men to play with
But it seems I may have played with them too much!
(Peter:) Please save me from Vault 43!
A panther's been put here by mistake!
It's wild and it's vicious
And thinks I smell delicious
Good thing Vault Tech's unlikely to break
(Both:) So seal the door!
And stay inside!
Till hope's no more
And all your dreams have died
Yes, life in Vaults is quite a curse
But Vault Tech tells us all
That Fallout's surely worse!
(I've forgotten name: D) Greetings, my Vault dweller friends
I'm king and commander of this Vault
You may say I'm just a lonely psycho
But if I kill you
It's all the puppet's fault
(AJ:) I'm Gary from Vault 108
That's Gary, also Gary, they're my clones!
They used be non Gary's
But things got a little hairy
Now I'm stuck with these Garys all alone!
(All:) So seal the door!
And lock it tight!
There's ghost galore and ghastly things that bite
We're safe from all
Nuclear assault
So just surrender your aspirations
And embrace exasperation
With your newfound life
Inside the Vault!
And the Fallout's surely worse!