Lyrics The Day That You Die: A Little Misfortune Song (feat. The Stupendium) - Random Encounters feat. The Stupendium

(Mr. Voice):Misfortune every choice has consequences
And in this game there's really just one rule
That you play until the end once it commences.
(Misfortune): If I win then you'll give me something cool?
(Mr. Voice):Yes!
Complete my game, and yes you'll be rewarded!
Eternal hapiness my dear, will be your prize!
Keep this part on the down-low but what
Misfortune doesn't know is that today is the day...
The day that she DIES!
(Misfortune): I can hear you, you know...
(Mr. Voice): Oh I was just ummm talking... To myself.
(Misfortune): About me dying?
(Mr. Voice): No of course not!
I was just about to tell you that the
First part of the game is to leave your room!
(Misfortune): Ok! But can I bring my toy?
I don't see why not...
Which would you like?
The first part of the game is rather simple
Just cross this road and reach the other side
A piece of cake for someone young and nimble.
(Misfortune): But Mr. Voice you say today I die!
(Mr. Voice): Ohhh... Ummm...
Quiet there's a fox ahead Misfortune!
A fox cannot be trusted so says I!
Observe his evil regimen
(I think his name is Benjamin)
Well this is the day...
The day that he DI-
(Misfortune): Hi Benjamin!
(Mr. Voice): Misfortune what are you doing?
(Misfortune): You look really handsome...
Benjamin no! Come back!
(Mr. Voice): Misfortune you must stay away from that fox!
He is not to be trusted!
(Misfortune): Ok...
(Mr. Voice): Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness
Hidden in a tiny golden box.
(Misfortune): Oh no I only found a lot of creepiness!
(Mr. Voice): Seems the prize was stolen by that fox!
Here use this fox repellent when you find him!
You can spray his nasty face straight in the eye!
(Misfortune): But I do not want to hurt him!
(Mr. Voice): There he is, go on and squirt him!
Or today is the day...
The day that you DIE!
(Misfortune): Oh! Benjamin got me!
(Mr. Voice): Misfortune you aimed the wrong way!
(Misfortune): Oh, Benjamin... Your paws are so soft!
(Mr. Voice): STOP TOUCHING HIM!
(Misfortune): No! Benjamin loves me!
I dont wanna play your game anymore!
(Mr. Voice): You dont get a choice!
Spray that fox and take the eternal hapiness!
(Misfortune): Benjamin and I are going home!
(Mr. Voice): So you're breaking the rules then?!
I dont think so!
You haven't reach the ending yet Misfortune!
There's still a lot of fun we haven't had!
I dont accept surrender or abortion!
And your attitude has frankly made me MAD!
That fox cannot protect you for forever!
And I will not be defeated or defied!
So come back and play my game or I will call my
Heavens name and today is the day... The day you will die!
(Misfortune): Hey, Benjamin! Inside!
(Misfortune): Mommy, hello? Where is everybody?!
(Mr. Voice): I'M STILL HERE!
(Misfortune): Go away! I dont wanna play with you!
(Mr. Voice): KNOCK KNOCK!
KNOCK KNOCK!
TODAY IS THE DAY...
THAT YOU'LL DIE!
TODAY IS THE DAY...
THAT YOU'LL DIE!
TODAY IS THE DAY...
THAT
YOU
DIE!