Lyrics How to Beat a Monkey at Chess - Random Encounters feat. Markiplier, Mat Pat & the Completionist

This piecs takes that piece, but that piece then takes mine
I cant lose my rook while I'm lagging way behind
I'll play safe and sait for an opportunity
I wont let that cheeky monkey make a monkey out of me
"You gotta be kidding me"
"H-Hey Mark! What you up too?"
"I'm ah..."
"Chess with a monkey huh?"
"Yeah"
"Can I help?"
"I think I can beat one little monkey... How much time you got?"
"Well lucky for you, your old friend Matt had just so happen the captain of his High School Chess Team. They used to call me 'The Pawn Star'."
"uhh..."
Wait Mark don't take it the monkey set a trap
He wants me to take it
He thinks you're quite a sap
but check out this bishop you'll take his piece for free
And the monkey's got no chance to make a monkey out of me
"Smartest show in gaming huh?"
"Hey it was just a therory!"
"Alright kids playtime is over!"
"Is that the completionist?"
"In The Beard"
"Look guys, I think I got this.Okay?"
"You do now!"
Lets set a gambit we'll take him by surprise
Not really an option
He took like half my guys
Lets send in the big guns and force his king to flee