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It's the Moonlight Special. Comin' on TV. Yeah, the Moonlight Special. Late night out of sight rock 'n' roll music for you and me. Now here's the host, from the coast. Sounds like a frog doin' the monologue. It's the sheepdog...
(Ray impersonates Wolfman Jack...)
'Yeah, baby, it's the Sheepdog, Sheepdog, Sheepdog {howl}... crazy, too cool, out of sight, right on, and far out! Yeah, join my rock here for the next greatest hour in town here on the Moonlight Special. Yeah, dig it, what a show we got for you tonight folks. And here to get things rollin' is the fabulous Mildred Queen and the Dipsticks, yeah...'
'I love you {love you}; yes I do {yes I do}, really do {really do}; and I just wanted to take the time to show how much you really mean to me {and I just wanted to take the time to show how much you really mean to me}; and I promise to love and be yours forever if you'll only stay with me {and I promise to love and be yours forever if you'll only stay with me}; wait a minute {wait a minute}; how come you sayin' everything that I say? {how come you sayin' everything that I say?}; now cut that out! {now cut that out! }; stop that! {stop that! }; now I know why they call you guys the dips {now I know why they call you guys the dips}; you're dippy {you're dippy}; aaaahhhh {aaaahhhhh}'
'How about that all you hippie, dudes, and chickies out there! Mildred Queen and the Dips here on the Moonlight Special! '
It's the Moonlight Special, comin' on TV.
'Yeah, we're comin' on TV'.
The Moonlight Special for you and me.
'The is the ol' Sheepdog, Sheepdog {howl}. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, here to get it on is Agnes Stoopa. Agnes Stoopa and his chickens, yeah.'
'Yeah, flash an old lady now! Ride the ferry car. Paint the living room carpet. Cut down the cherry tree and say you didn't do it... yeah, oh, my chickens...'
'How about that rockers? Agnes Stoopa and his chickens. And in case you're wondering you're listening and watching the Moonlight Special and this is the ol' Sheepdog, Sheepdog, Sheepdog {howl}. And now friends here to really lay it down for you. Here he is, the king of the piano rockers himself. Here he is, Jerry Joe Henly Jimmy, baby, yeah...'
{Ray plays the piano and utters gibberish in the style of Jerry Lee Lewis before he goes wild and starts playing with his teeth}
'Unbelievable! Watch out, folks, he's gonna play with his teeth now! Watch out! Hippie! Yeah! The man's a gem! Yeah...'
It's The Moonlight Special comin' on TV.
'That was Jerry Joe Henly Jimmy, baby, the king of the ro



Writer(s): Ray Stevens


Ray Stevens - The Encyclopedia Of Recorded Comedy Music
Album The Encyclopedia Of Recorded Comedy Music
date of release
01-03-2012

1   Happy Hour
2   Sucking Sound
3   The Skies Just Ain't Friendly Anymore
4   Hurricane
5   Hugo (The Human Cannonball)
6   Obama Budget Plan
7   The Higher Education of Old Blue
8   Furthermore
9   Abba Dabba Honeymoon
10   Ahab, The Arab
11   Alley Oop
12   All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
13   Along Came Jones
14   A Boy Named Sue
15   Gitarzan
16   The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Pt. 2
17   The Bricklayer's Song
18   Bridget The Midget (Queen Of the Blues)
19   Chantilly Lace
20   Charlie Brown
21   Chug A Lug
22   Cigareets And Whuskey And Wild Wild Women
23   Cocktails For Two
24   Convoy
25   Dang Me
26   Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On The Bedpost Overnight)
27   The Dooright Family
28   The Downtown Poker Club
29   Drop Kick Me Jesus
30   Dry Bones
31   Freddie Feelgood
32   Get A Job
33   Gitarzan
34   I'm Kissin' You Goodbye (Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth)
35   Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
36   Harry The Hairy Ape
37   Haunted House
38   The Haircut Song
39   Henry The Eighth
40   Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
41   Huggin' And Chaulkin'
42   How Much Is That Hound Dog (Doggie) In The Winder (Window)
43   If Ten Percent Is Good Enough for Jesus
44   I'm My Own Grandpa
45   In The Mood
46   I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
47   I Still Write Your Name In The Snow
48   Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
49   It's Me Again, Margaret
50   I Wanna Talk About Me
51   I Went To Your Wedding
52   Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
53   Kansas City Star
54   The King Is Gone And So Are You
55   King Tut
56   Little Brown Jug
57   Little Egypt
58   Love Potion #9
59   Mairzy Doats
60   Makin' the Best of a Bad Situation
61   Maybellene
62   May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
63   Mississippi Squirrel Revival
64   Monster Mash
65   Moonlight Special
66   Mother-In-Law
67   Mr. Custer
68   My Old Flame
69   No Help Wanted
70   Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
71   Open The Door Richard
72   Osama Yo’ Mama
73   The Pirate Song
74   Poison Ivy
75   The Preacher and the Bear
76   The Purple People Eater
77   Rub It In
78   Running Bear
79   Santa Claus Is Watching You
80   Searchin'
81   Short People
82   Shriner's Convention
83   Sittin' Up With The Dead
84   Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette
85   Spiders And Snakes
86   Splish Splash
87   The Streak
88   Temptation (Tim-Tay-Shun)
89   That's What I Like About The South
90   There Is Something On Your Mind
91   The Thing
92   Three-Legged Man
93   Three Little Fishes
94   They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha
95   The Too Fat Polka
96   Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
97   Too Old To Cut The Mustard
98   Transfusion
99   Western Movies
100   White Lightnin'
101   William Tell Overture
102   The Witch Doctor
103   Would Jesus Wear a Rolex
104   Yakety-Yak (Don't Talk Back)
105   The Camping Trip
106   Come to the U.S.A.
107   Cooter Brown
108   The Cure




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