Lyrics Get off the Phone - Rhett and Link
Here
we
have
a
man
who's
chosen
to
Instagram
His
apple
pie,
a
la
mode
While
he
fumbles
through
the
filters
His
ice
cream
has
gotten
a
la
hot
and
the
pie
a
la
cold
As
you
can
see,
this
street
performer's
drawn
a
crowd
To
watch
him
do
his
thing
But
instead
of
just
enjoying
the
show
It
seems
everyone's
decided
to
make
a
documentary
Notice
this
unreasonably
attractive
couple
enjoying
a
reasonably
priced
Italian
dinner
Together
Social
networking
instead
of
working
on
getting
to
know
each
other
better
How
does
that
filter
texture
taste
Since
your
dessert
has
gone
to
waste?
When
do
you
think
you
ever
will
Want
to
watch
this
portrait
juggling
film?
You
know
you
want
to
touch
each
other
Doesn't
that
feel
good?
(He's
my
brother)
(Get
off
the
phone
now)
It's
gonna
be
okay
There's
no
need
to
be
afraid
It
doesn't
love
you;
it's
gonna
die
one
day
The
government
is
probably
spying
on
you
with
it
anyway
Here
we
have
a
stereotypical
teen
Forced
to
endure
family
game
night
He's
stereotypically
texting
and
missing
his
mom
Demonstrate
a
carousel
ride
Little
Ethan
here
is
celebrating
being
the
center
of
the
universe
For
one
year
Than
actually
being
here
Let's
listen
in
and
see
if
we
can
get
some
context
"Please
hurry!
We're
at
382
Pine."
He
has
the
nerve
to
make
a
phone
call
At
such
a
pivotal
moment
in
his
friend's
life
How
could
you
be
so
disengaged
While
precious
memories
are
being
made?
Do
you
really
think
your
friends
need
Another
baby
picture
in
their
feed?
Don't
be
such
a
self-centered
guy
Now
isn't
that
better?
(I
think
he
just
died)
(Get
off
the
phone
now)
It's
gonna
be
okay
There's
no
need
to
be
afraid
It
doesn't
love
you;
it's
gonna
die
one
day
It's
crawling
with
e.
coli
bacteria
anyway
(Get
off
the
phone
now)
It's
gonna
be
okay
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