Lyrics Pour Some Coffee on Me - Rhett and Link

There′s a latte and of course a cappuccino
An Americano and a Mocha Frappuccino
Let us not forget, oh, the caffè macchiato
And I would be remiss to miss the creamy affogato
Cop a cortado and sip an antoccino
Follow it up with some sweet espressino
How about a flat white or a sharp black
Substitute soy if you'd like that - I like that
An espresso Romano or a ristretto
Vanilla Pinocchio or caramel Geppetto
Vibrato, staccato
Potato, potahto
You′ve won the lotto
A gelato roboto

Pour some coffee on me
Well not on me but in me
And in my mouth preferably
I only want to drink it
Pour some coffee on me
In fact, here's a cup you can pour it in
Because the pour it on me thing is just an expression

Let me pour you a fresh doppio
Over a Chile relleno portfolio
Or you might prefer a pistachio mustachio
Cardio scenario on your patio
If you're in the mood for a mochaccino
I suggest you go for a Filipino casino
I′m gonna add a Maraschino jalapeño
To this hot Latino Tarantino

Pour some coffee on me
I still think you haven′t heard me
If you actually pour it on me, then it's gonna burn me
Pour some coffee on me
Just put the coffee away please
Put it away
Seriously, I am no longer in the mood