Lyrics Naked - Rhett and Link

Naked
No, oh, oh, I can′t take it.
No, oh you'll never ever see me naked
(Blippity blop blop)

When I was a baby I was born unclothed
I cry cry cried cause my wee-wee was exposed (waaah!)
When I take a shower I wear bathing suits
So if somebody barge in they won′t see my fruits (Banana!)
I won't go to the doctor to turn and cough
'Cause before you turn and cough you gotta take your undies off
I got a birthmark on my bum I′d rather no one see
It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Guilty!)

Naked
No, oh, oh, I can′t take it.
No, oh you'll never ever see me naked
(Zip a dee-do-dah)

You won′t see me naked over my dead body
And when I die don't perform an autopsy (Scalpel!)
′Cause I'm pretty sure you have to be naked for those
And in that case my cause of death I′d rather not know (Measles)
You'll never see me naked, trust me bro
'Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals
Well that and perhaps self-consciousness
But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants

Naked
No, oh, oh, I can′t take it.
No, oh you′ll never ever see me naked
(Blippity bloppity chitty chitty bang bang)