Lyrics Darth Vader's "Imperial March" Theme (Live at the Derby) - Richard Cheese

Well A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
This guy in black was on the track of the rebels led by Leia
Hey! Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt
So he left Tatooine with light saber in his pants
You can bet I wanna be a jedi, there is no try only a do
Use use use the force, trust me Luke its neato
Listen to Ben, he′ll tell you when to launch your torpido
It's a ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones
And the Falcon goes flying along
He is Darth Vador, he′s a Jedi hater,
He dies much later, in Episode 6
Obi Wan Kenobi, all covered in brown,
He may cut your arm off, if you screw around
Ba la la la la la bamba, he's the bounty hunter
After Han under that armor he's got nuthin on
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant
They rendered him with a Pentium lets hope he′s watchin can′t complyin
Watch Pod Races in heat, Kaboom, Kaboom
Anakin needs a booster seat oh the Tatooine day
They'll be flying around Naboo when they come
They′ll be fightin' Battle Droids of the federation
Hey those light saber sounds just like electric razors
They′ll be flyin' around Naboo when they...
Come all ye forceful, join the team ancient speeder
Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala
She′s a hott tamala, Natalie marry me
Shut-up the movie has begun