Lyrics Cult of Personality - Richie Branson

Yo
I beat cancer like Michael Jackson's father
Now I'm back in the water
Time to raise the Jolly Roger

Still got a followin'
Like I'm the Dalai Lama
Had to comeback hotter than
A purifyin' sauna

Yo, I went through the drama
But now it's a new day
Bill collector's used to call
Now I pay 'em before the due date

I stuck around like Trump's toupee
Flow killer like a Jonestown
Cup of Kool-Aid

I'm so upheld
Like Kim Jong-Il
If I had no skill
They'd say this song kills

Got a pocket full of change
And a couple of small bills
But they still think I'm bald
Like Lex in Smallville

Richie Branson
Out singing with camp leaders
Deadly in the ring
The call me the 'champ eater'
Cult following like a fancy clad preacher

I'm too fast
They can't keep up

Follow me, follow me
Follow me, follow me
No matter what I say, they follow me. (Follow me.)
Going broke just to pay to follow me. (Follow me.)
Got to drink the Kool-Aid to follow me. (Follow me.)

Follow me, follow me
Follow me, follow me
No matter what I say, they follow me. (Follow me.)
Going broke just to pay to follow me. (Follow me.)
Got to drink the Kool-Aid to follow me. (Follow me.)

Ahem, please listen to my sermon
It's pretty urgent
That you make it to the service
We got to get you clean
Please swallow this detergent
Or better yet
This poison that we use to kill the vermin

Please excuse
The murderous intention
But I'm not Ted Bundy
Or an Orenthal Simpson

But more like a Marshall Applewhite
With the vision
If you follow my religion
Then you'll get to see ascension

I gained weight–
Still saggin' in the new size
I see them hatin'
They just raggin' on the new guy

And that's why
I'll be happy when my crew dies–
Oops, I meant flies
Like rapidly through blue skies

They call me Vlad–
I'm impalin' them
And if you miss
The plate pass for cash
Well you can mail it in

And if the check's big enough
You'll see an alien
Cult personality fillin' up every stadium

Follow me, follow me
Follow me, follow me
No matter what I say, they follow me. (Follow me.)
Going broke just to pay to follow me. (Follow me.)
Got to drink the Kool-Aid to follow me. (Follow me.)

Follow me, follow me
Follow me, follow me
No matter what I say, they follow me. (Follow me.)
Going broke just to pay to follow me. (Follow me.)
Got to drink the Kool-Aid to follow me. (Follow me.)