Lyrics You So Dumb - Roosevelt Sykes

Ha, ha ha, awwww, sho!
You know one thing I hate:
I think we be all right but my boy friend's so dumb
He can't catch a hen for nothin'.
Everything I got to just come out
And tell 'im, or call 'im off to hisself
Somebody can be talkin' about 'im but he won't, he can't catch it.
Not less'n they call his name
One thing about it, I'm a sheik in this town.
I know how to make the girl chillens--all you
Got to do is fool 'em, tell 'em you gonna marry 'em.
They fall for that stuff, do it every time.
You don't b'lieve it, just try my prank
Willie Kelly ain't never known to tell a lie.
Here's what the girls like.
It's got so around here I just can't be myself
But I ain't rough, though.
All the old people don't like me so much,
On account I be 'round their
Little girls, they call 'em right in, too
You can tell when I'm around, they gonna call them little girls in.
Ah, push on it!
Let's have one more time
She don't send her girls in on account of my boy friend,
I thought they was gonna laugh at him,
They can play with 'im all day long because they know he's dumb
He just as soon as eat a gang of salt for sugar.
Uh, he don't seems to know no better!
Now let's mess around some.
Oh, my boy friend's so dumb!
Well, I'll tell you, take my egvice, and good-bye