Lyrics Moxxie's Bad Trip (Original Verison) - Sam Haft

Blitzo? Blitz? I, I can't see you
God, this smells awful, what's that music?
Is that you? Is this a prank?
Because, I swear to Satan (it is no prank, Moxxiferous)
Not even almost my name
Why do you sound like that? (Because you, Moxxiferous Rex III Esquire)
You know that's wrong (are tripping balls)

No, what? How could this be?
I've never tried acid, shrooms or DMT
It's a bad trip, oy gevalt
Of course, Blitzo, this would be your fault

My lungs are full of honesty
Would you promise me
That you won't judge? (I won't)
Not trying to divulge too much
But I'm in too deep
So first of all, fuck you (what?)

This is just typical
Well, two can play at this game of dismay
'Cause if you're here causing frustration
I'm torturing you in your hallucination

Woah, holy fuck, octopus hands
Mox, are you not loving this?
Mox, where'd you
I can't find you, Mox

Why do you hurt me so? (I know)
Why must you push your friends away? (I push my friends away)

Why does it seem like a recurring theme
That you alienate with your toxic routine?
(I don't know, eventually everyone goes)
'Cause you're thoughtless and cruel, and you'll end up alone

Oh, mister bossman, yer a real piece of shit (ah, okay)
Him act so cruel, so him not got to let nobody in (this feels offensive?)
'Im cannot fathom intimacy but 'im crave it too
(Seriously Mox, during this cultural moment it doesn't)
'Im push us away but he know he can't do it on him own
(We are going to get so many tweets about this)

Why, Moxxie, why
Have you held your true feelings inside? (I am scared of rejection)
Why, Moxxie, why
Do you have Millie put it in your butt? (It gives me an erectio-, hey)
No need to hide
We accept your true feelings, so promise me (that I can do)
To be true
The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty (aww)

I've been a jackass, it's true (you've been a jackass, it's true)
But soon as we're back as ourselves
I will be a better Imp
Than I was before
Be better at speaking my mind
And together, we can begin to become kind