Lyrics Hat - Scoochie Boochie

Scoochie (Scoochie)
Uhm... Boochie

Are you a boob guy?
Or a butt guy?
None of the above guy
I'm a hat man
I like a girl with a big old hat

Yuh
I was awestruck when she walked in (Oh my gosh!)
Not her bod but how she topped it
Lookin' so fine with the long brim
And she clothesline people often (Watch out, watch out)

Takin' up some space in the club
And I don't give a dang 'bout the butt
You got a curvy hat
Damn girl, where's the Derby at?
Girl, your bucket hat is fuckin' fat
How much padding did you stuff in that?
I think she got some work done 'cause she's wearing a construction hat

Girl, you've got the biggest hat I've ever seen before
On your head
(Are you kidding me?)
I can't even fathom how it got between the door on the way in
Can I weigh it?

She sent me a pic at work, had to close it fast
In the pic she's fully clothed with a bowler hat
Girl you know you're bad
Fuck a titty, show me where is the fedora at
An enormous ass brim like 83 inches
Like she came to see Seabiscuit
Three hats - that's a triple crown, dear
She snapped, said "my eyes are down here"

Girl, you've got the biggest hat I've ever seen before
On your head (Okay, okay)
(Okay, okay)
I can't even fathom how it got between the door on the way in
Can I weigh it?