Lyrics Post Fuck Brunch - Scoochie Boochie

Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch
Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch
A conjugal visit merits a continental breakfast
That's the Scoochie Boochie policy
And the quality of food correlates with how the sex is
And it truly was astonishing
Yeah yeah, honestly, great stuff
Top notch intercourse
Want some toast?
Sex and then breakfast in bed
She give me excellent head
I make a decadent spread
She strip it nekked and spread
I put the jam on that bread
I put my hand on that breast
I flip the pan with the eggs
I put a man in her eggs
Wait. Hold on. Nah we're good
I always wear protection when I lay the wood
And I always make her breakfast when the sex is good
And it was very good
Have some yogurt
Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch
Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch
Get ya wet
When I'm in the kitchenette
Catch a whiff of bacon
(Whoo!) While you loungin on the bed
Naked I been breaking
Eggs for an omelette
Last night put my condom in
Now I'm feeling confident
Do you need some condiments?
Started with a coffee date that escalated til we mated
Late at night we copulated now we're tasting coffee cake
And she can take the almonds on it. Fuck calories
Plus, when I bust, showed no nut allergy
If you wanna eat, go ham, it's nothing
Gave her that D then an english muffin
And if you want quiche then bring the scrumptious
Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to brunch with
Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch
Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch
Making brunch
Earlier we fucked
It's a... post-fuck brunch