Lyrics I'm Nice - Scoochie Boochie

I drive safe
Use my blinker even pulling out the driveway
If you're merging I'ma give you room in my lane
Hybrid, I get
47 miles to the gallon on the highway
Run a 5K
Just to get to work
At a non-profit
Bitch I love to serve
And I never curse, motherfucker
I'm nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day was
Save up paper to pay for my day ones'
Pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
Stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
Hold the door open for a bitch
Then feel bad for thinking of her as a bitch
We got to talking wrote her number on a slip
Now I love her she's the mother of my kids
I make a mean salad dressing
A neat table setting
You need not be stressin
I clean while you're restin'
I even picked out the upholstery
And hopefully I put the potpourri where it's supposed to be
The pope and me are dear friends
I don't ever say "ass", rather "rear end"
Unless I'm talkin bout a donkey I might say ass
But even then I say it quietly to not offend
Cuz I'm nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day went
Say is that a new fragrance?
Babe you smell amazing
Or I could be mistaken
Maybe it's the smell of the cake that I'm baking
Fuck a carbon emission
I'm making dishes from my garden
You see these zucchinis
I'm bringing to the farmer's market?
I'm growing a grove of tomatoes
I'm about to harvest
I cop me a crop
And then drop it off for the starving
Well-versed in the classics
First in my class
The debate team captain
And I was the chaplain
And I ran Track and
Field, set a couple motherfucking state records in the javelin
I got that yes ma'am. no sir
If I gotta glass a water use a coaster
And if you need a ride I arrive chauffeur
And I always use a rubber when I'm with yo girl
I'm nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day was
Save up paper to pay for my day ones'
Pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
Stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
I'm nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day went
Say is that a new fragrance
Babe you smell amazing
Or I could be mistaken
Maybe it's the smell of the cake that I'm baking