Lyrics F**K Up - Shane Dawson

Wake up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the night before
Where am I?
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)

I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store
I'm like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way (Yeah)

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
So if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing

Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Da Da Da Da

My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
And that being with me is what turned her gay
What's with me?
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)

I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
I'm like a black guy switching lanes in front of the cops
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)

I'm not trying to be a saint
I don't wanna be president someday
I'm just trying to make my way (Yeah)

I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
So if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing

Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Da Da Da Da

I'm just a bad luck charm
To blame when things go wrong
Been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day I'll change
For now all I can say

Yeah
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
It ain't no one's fault but mine
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
I can't do nothing right
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up, yeah
So if you fuck up all the time

Let's all sing

Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da da

Ah, fuck it