Lyrics Liberated Lady 1999 - Shel Silverstein
She's
a
liberated
lady
and
she's
looking
out
for
herself
And
she
don't
need
your
protection
and
she
does
not
want
your
help
And
if
you're
lookin'
for
some
pretty
little
flower
You
better
go
look
somewhere
else
cause
I
warn
you
she's
a
liberated
lady
She
got
off
work
at
the
foundry
she
was
a
feelin'
kinda
beat
On
the
bus
she
had
to
stand
and
let
some
fellah
have
her
seat
And
then
she
pinched
the
ass
of
a
guy
whopassed
her
walkin'
down
the
street
When
he
called
a
cop
she
didn't
quite
understand
When
she
stopped
off
on
the
corner
for
her
double
shot
of
rye
When
some
guy
lit
her
cigarette
she
punched
him
in
the
eye
And
then
he
kicked
her
in
the
balls
it
was
enough
to
make
her
cry
But
she
stood
there
and
she
took
it
like
a
man
(She's
a
liberated
lady
and
she
smokes
them
big
cigars
You're
gonna
find
her
drinkin'
boilermakers
at
the
corner
bar
And
in
thirty
seconds
flat
she'll
change
a
flat
tire
on
your
car
Look
out
she's
a
liberated
lady)
She
come
home
to
find
her
darlin'
husband
cryin'
in
distress
She
says
why
ain't
supper
ready
and
why
is
this
house
a
mess
He
said
the
kids
have
drove
me
crazy
and
I
need
a
brand
new
dress
And
how
come
you
don't
ever
take
me
dancin'
She
sat
down
to
smoke
her
pipe
and
she
thought
back
to
the
time
When
she
was
satin
silk
and
lace
with
nothin'
on
her
mind
But
now
she's
gotta
mow
the
lawn
and
gotta
pay
the
bills
on
time
And
pray
to
Mrs
God
she
don't
get
drafted
Oh
she
got
into
bed
that
evenin'
and
she
strapped
her
dildo
on
Climb
on
top
of
him
and
said
okay
let's
get
it
on
He
said
you
know
I've
got
my
period
and
my
headache
isn't
gone
And
he
fell
asleep
the
chauvinistic
bastard
oh
(She's
a
liberated
lady...
I
say
look
out
she's
a
liberated
lady
.
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1 Thumbsucker
2 I Got Stoned and I Missed It
3 Stacy Brown Got Two
4 Polly in a Porny
5 Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
6 All About You
7 Don't Give a Dose to the One You Love Most
8 The Peace Proposal
9 Masochistic Baby
10 Liberated Lady 1999
11 The Man Who Got No Sign
12 A Front Row Seat to Hear Ole Johnny Sing
13 26 Second Song
14 Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me
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