Lyrics Pimps of Prom - Smosh

Hi Ian!
Hey Anthony. Did you hear about prom?
Yes Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls
Great idea!
But what if other people
Don't know how to prom?
Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap!
Great idea!
Before you can go to the prom
You've got to get a hot date
That looks real bomb
Get the courage to go up and ask her
I'm really good at it
'Cause I'm the pickup master!
Or you say, "Go to prom with me
'Cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say 'no',
I'll bust your lip!"
Women always like a show of force
My dad was a wimp
And that's why he's divorced
We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom
Slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best!
Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!
Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be looking hecka good!
Suit, tie, b-b-b-b-black socks
We the pimps of prom
'Cause we totally rocks
When you're stupid mom tries to take pics
Never smile
Show your badass
Look hostile
Make sure you flex your muscles alots
And try to show them off
Them bom diggity socks
We're gonna show you
How to pretty, pretty prom
Slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best
Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
Roll up to prom and it's all hecka lavish
There's a table full of punch
That you wanna ravage
The DJ's blasting all
The c-c-coolest noise
Slim Shady, Slipknot, and the Backstreet Boys!
Some people spike the punch with booze
Don't drink it!
You'll get drunk
And show your boobs!
So we spiked the punch with lots of sugar.
And because we're so funny,
We put in a booger!
Slow Dance Time
First, grab your girl
Step out on the floor
Put your hand on her shoulder
And get ready to score
Slide your hand down her back
Move it down to the crack
Hover there, brother
You're about to attack
Now slow it down yo
Go get ready to go
Then touch that sweet butt
You're the man now, bro!
We're gonna show you how to
Pretty, pretty prom
Slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best!
One more time!
We're gonna show you how to
Pretty, pretty prom
Slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby
Is the best!
So that's how you rule at your high school prom
Hope you learned a lesson on how to be the bomb!
But if you couldn't follow our tips
'Cause you're a loser noob
At least there's always some drunk girl
Flashing her boob!