Lyrics Opposite Day - SoSoon

Hey, it went like this
Woke up in a room that was bright lit
Next to my beautiful wife with
My MasterCard in her hand, priceless
She said (good morning honey) with excitement
I'm bout to buy before she finished I said buy it
Breakfast was ready courtesy of my white maid
Shh keep a secret on the low sometimes I pipe it
The kids were showered dressed ready no fighting
James Jr got an A on his psych quiz, good job buddy
Ice sculptures surrounded by mimosas
Jeeves chiseled off a finger with an ice pick Thanks Jeeves
Turned the television on to channel 5 quick
Another Columbine, by another white kid
But one shot turned him off like a light switch
Justice served by the bullet no indictment

Just for a day
Wish I could say
Every things right in my life
I could have anything that I like
Ohh to be white
Just for one night
Even when I'm wrong I'd be right
Sounds so nice, living this life so I tried it

Hey, my credits good, so is my credit line
I broke the speed limit, the cops let me slide
Another white guy, another petty crime
But he resisted arrest, fuck it let him die
Don't know a lot of whites, but I like them
I'm not racist, I have white friends, I'm in a space ship,-with my

Na Mic fuck this yo this shit sounds silly fuck it na