Lyrics A Little Dental Music - Soundtrack/Cast Album

A little dental music
Strings a-strumming
Flutes a-trilling
Numbing minds and calming nerves
While steps away, the beast is drilling
Muzak in the lobby
Helps the patients to ignore
The fact that writhing agony
Waits right behind the door

Kostelanetz, Hank Mancini
Gordon Jenkins, Ferrante and Teicher
Lo, the Mormon Tabernacle sings!
The sounds of pain are muted
By a thousand Living Strings

A little dental music
Your appointment's for eleven
But you'll wait in here till noon
To soothing strains of Andre Previn
Next it's Mantovani
After him you couldn't care
You're in for brutal torture
When it's your turn
When it's your turn
(Next)
It's your turn, in the chair