Lyrics Somewhere That's Green - Soundtrack/Cast Album

I know Seymour's the greatest
But I'm dating a semi-sadist
So I got a black eye and my arm's in a cast
Still that Seymour's a cutie
Well if not, he's got inner beauty
And i dream of a place where we can be together, at last
A match box of our own
A fence of real chain link
A grill out on the patio
Disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine
Somewhere that's green
He rakes and trims the grass
He loves to mow and weed
I cook like Betty Crocker
And I look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture
To keep it neat and clean
In the Pine-sol scented air
Somewhere that's green
Between our frozen dinner
And our bedtime
9: 15
We snuggle watching Lucy
On our big enoumous
12-inch screen!
I'm his December bride
He's father
He knows best
Our kids watch Howdy Doody
As the sun sets in the west
A picture out of better homes
And Gardens magazine
Far from Skid Row
I dream we'll go
Somewhere that's green