Missionary Position

It's a little retro and a bit passé
But you know you make her feel A-OK
And she feels all right, the stars are bright
The missionary position
And the acrobats, well, they tend to scoff
All you know is that you can get her off
And you feel all right, the stars are bright
The missionary position
The tried and true is good enough
For me and you, for me and you
The tried and true is good enough
Don't need anymore
We don't need anymore
A rebranding effort might just be the thing
But a name's a name, and we're continuing
Always feeling fine, it ain't the wine
It's the missionary position
There are pros and cons to each different pose
But we don't see any need to get to those
'Cause we're feeling great, a heightened state
The missionary position
The tried and true is good enough
For me and you, for me and you
The tried and true is good enough
Don't need anymore
We don't need anymore
Don't need anymore
We don't need anymore
You might have positions you can recommend
But I don't know if we'll ever get to them
'Cause we feel all right, the stars are bright
The missionary position
You might pride yourself, you're so avant-garde
But we're Neoclassicists, I guess, at heart
Patronise all you like, we both like
The missionary position
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It's a private matter as to frequency
But we both are smiling as you well can see
And it ain't no joke, it ain't Baroque
It's the missionary position
It's a little retro and a bit passé
But you know you make her feel A-OK
And she feels all right, the stars are bright
The missionary position