Cocktails For Two

SPOKEN INTRO:
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could

SUNG:
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, ee, my two front teeth?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Chritmas

It seems so long since I could say
"Isteruzy itting on a thitle
Every time I try to peak
Huh, all I do is whitle

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth ee my two front teeth?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Chritmas

Tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse
Horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse
Horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" completes its verse

SPOKEN:
Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
Gee, but, but now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen"
None of 'em can undertand me

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, ee my two front teeth?
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry Chritmas
Chritmas, Chritmas
Aww, for goodness sakes
HAPPY NEW YEAR!